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muy caliente,
Ryou
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You can cage a swallow, can't you? But you can't swallow a cage, can you?
Ryou: So then they said they were taking her to a crematorium and i was like, YAY!!
Niyuu: ..O_o Do you know what a crematorium is?!?
Ryou: Well, DUH!! They sell ice cream!!
Cake: Wha-? You don't want to look at me??!!
Ryou: GET AWAYYYYYYY~*looks at him when he turns around*
makingacomicofthatrightnao,
Ryou
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You can cage a swallow, can't you? But you can't swallow a cage, can you?
Ryou: So then they said they were taking her to a crematorium and i was like, YAY!!
Niyuu: ..O_o Do you know what a crematorium is?!?
Ryou: Well, DUH!! They sell ice cream!!
that cake has a girl inside of it!
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You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f****** khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
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